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Career PT 5

After the previous success with Slurm Plus - even with the misprinted labels - Fry was looking for higher sponsorships. The World Cup medal weighed heavily on his neck. Where to turn? Galactic delivery businesses? Retrofitted phone booths? Pet cloning companies? All of these are options, but for Fry the choice seemed clear - he is best suited as a spokesman for sandwiches and other snacks sold from vending machines. He grew up plugging coins into such snack machines for chips, slurm, and poorly refrigerated sandwiches. At one point he was very sick from one such sandwich - an egg salad sandwich was he remembered but he made a near miraculous recovery. From that point onward injuries seemed to melt away, no matter how severe Fry was always ready for the next match.

Fry's smiling face, a thumbs up, and his world cup medal were affixed to the stickers that sealed the sandwich wrappings. Every weary wayfarer buying an expired sandwich would see his face when they unwrapped the meal, and perhaps see it again if they needed to vomit back into the wrapping. Sales were slow at first, but soon they spread far and wide - Fry representing the premade sandwiches at every gas station, phone booth, and sewer system. The lawsuits were frequent but easily settled, and Fry was never held liable himself for any damages. His position in the market was secure - every sandwich bearing his likeness. And why not enjoy that sandwich with a Slurm Plus! Most of the cans have his name printed incorrectly, but if you are lucky you just might find one with Bernardo Fry printed across the front. Those spelled correctly usually have the wrong player picture on them, but you can always hope.

With that, Fry is nearly complete - his picture on the sandwiches, his name on the Slurm Plus cans. All that is needed now is a new sponsorship with some snack food, maybe Popplers!

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**tomtommen**

CPT #5

Tom Mæddisen is now a very famous player playing for the famous Schwarzwälder Fußbollverein. And making this huge deal is very important. What company would fit Tom Mæddisen? Do they have to have a certain style or strategy? Or does the product have to be as unique and famous as Tom Mæddisen himself? Can it be something boring if they just give away enough money? Or do they have to be a world leader in product quality? Or just be world leading in some aspect? Tom Mæddisen has received plenty of offers. But to be honest Tom Mæddisen has said no to all Russian offers. Tom Mæddisen does not want to have anything to do with Russia. So it does not matter how many money they offer. Or what kind of products that were a possibility. It is a no go no matte what it is. THe same goes for Israel. Tom Mæddisen prefers to cooperate with European companies. Since he is not being very impressed by the United States of America either. So to make all the excited people less excited we are going to reveal the major sponsorship deal right now *drum roll* Tom Mæddisen has partnered up with Comfyballs. Tom Mæddisen needs his man eggs to be comfy and perfectly tempered to peform as his bestest. Comfyballs makes the balls just comfy. It is a win win for both parties. Who doesn't love to watch Tom Mæddisen stroll around in his boxers? And Tom Mæddisen needs to have boxers as well. Those white briefs Schwarzwälder Fußbollverein provide to their employees are too Italian for Tom Mæddisen. He needs a comfy boxer. He needs his balls to be comfy. He needs Comfyballs and comfyballs need him. Tom Mæddisen will donate his used boxer every match for the next eight seasons. And after the season there will also be a lottery where everybody that buys a lottery ticket can win a yearly supply of boxers. The ticket will cost only £67, and there is currently a consumer research study underway to determine whether a yearly supply of boxers should be 12 or 380. Time will tell, and Tom Mæddisen will show the world those boxers to your significant other's utter delight.

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Ashes

CPT #5: https://forum.simulationsoccer.com/showt...#pid106393

Jesper has become known the world over as one of the key players on AC Romana's roster. Being one of the top players from Italy's premier football club, it's no wonder that seemingly every brand in Italy wants to partner with him. One morning, he's sorting through his business emails, deleting offers from random companies one by one, until a name in his inbox catches his eye. Luciano Monosilio. A famous, Michelin-starred chef hailing from Rome. Famous in particular for his carbonara, which just so happens to be Jesper's favourite dish. Indeed, he's a regular at Luciano's, to the point where he knows all the staff by name (and they know him, but I mean, everyone in Italy does). Anyway, Luciano is expanding his restaurants across the world. He's opening one in New York City, one in Singapore, one in London, one in Cairo, one in Buenos Aires, Sydney, Shanghai, Stockholm... and he needs a brand ambassador. And of course, who better to represent the brand of his restaurant than someone who's a regular there? And not only a regular, but a world famous athlete? For a pasta restaurant, serving a dish many consider unhealthy, an athlete who eats there is like the golden ticket when it comes to marketing. "He doesn't worry about our food being unhealthy, so why should you?" Jesper, of course, jumps at the opportunity. He's happy to do photoshoots, record advertisements, post on social media about Luciano's. He travels around the world to be present at the opening of each new restaurant and be the first customer served there. He even brings some of his teammates along. Whenever he's got an away game in a city that has a Luciano's location, he always pays them a visit, both because he's being paid to do it and because he genuinely enjoys the food. It's the best of both worlds.

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Oknom

CPT #5 link
Its taken awhile, but Dunkler is finally known throughout the world. But for what exactly? He was always a support player for the vaunted Paris teams he played on. Only in his 2nd to last season did he really have any brushes with greatness. He’s an old Dracula from Romania, which isnt as sexy as a teenage vampire. But vampires do thrive at night, so whats a product or market that captures this essence? Not a first impression, but capable of big things? Comfortable at night or in the dark? Supports key role players?

Underwear, that’s right. Never responsible for your first impression of someone, unless you’re looking at something you arent supposed to (shame on you). Underwear has a job to do, just like Dunkler on the pitch. SUPPORT the key role players (ahem Im not explaining who they are, shame on you x 2). Underwear is important because it keeps things comfortable and under control while you go about your day. But it also gets its chance to shine in the right situations, just like Dunkler has as a supporting scorer and setup player on ASP and USP.

Dunkler chose to partner with Victoria’s Secret on this international brand expansion. The company will be pushing a line of men’s underwear but there will be a women’s line as well. No reason to gate keep this revolutionary idea of sports and underwear partnership. This will be a slight departure from Victoria’s Secret more intimate lines and lean more towards athletic. It will strike a balance between the two and try to appeal to a broader audience. Remember this is supposed to be about support first, with the chance to impress second. The steady reassuring support from the DUNK line is meant to give the wearer the confidence to get things done without worrying about what may happen to their butts. Then if needed, the DUNK line can dazzle once revealed.

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