Sydney Skoomina's Renew The Beblos

[pauadrian]

Sydney City are pleased to announce, we have renewed Superior Athlete to an active contract to the following deal<br><br>Superior Athlete <a href='index.php?showuser=153' rel='nofollow' alt='profile link' class='user-tagged mgroup-3'>@leatherneckmike</a><br>S5: 2.5m<br>S6: 2.5m<br><br>Clauses<br>Aneeq is barred from GM'ing as result of union negotitations with the team<br>Superior Athlete may not be subbed on he must play full matches<br>Owen Forty Four must actually nominate himself in team awards<br>fully tamperable<br><br>--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br>Sydney City are pleased to announce, we have renewed Hunter Havok to an active contract to the following deal<br><br>Hunter Havok <a href='index.php?showuser=151' rel='nofollow' alt='profile link' class='user-tagged mgroup-3'>@H0PPY75</a><br>S5: 2.5m<br>S6: 2.5m<br><br>Clauses<br>Aneeq must never shave (allowed to trim) while Hunter Havok while is signed to the team<br>Hunter Havok will receive a bowl of crown royal and peanut m&amp;ms after every match day<br>Only tamperable by TVC (Specifically her, not Inter London)<br><br>--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br>Sydney City are pleased to announce, we have renewed Skoomina Hulk a Votto to an active contract to the following deal<br><br>Skoomina Hulk a Votto <a href='index.php?showuser=85' rel='nofollow' alt='profile link' class='user-tagged mgroup-3'>@Bauer</a><br>S5: 2.5m<br>S6: 2.5m<br><br>Clauses<br>Fully tamperable<br>Skoomina Hulk a Votto may add consensual sexual intercourse to the Sim Soccer League<br>Pau must change his profile picture on the SSL forums to Olivia Rodrigo<br>Aneeq must confess he was always part of and aware of &quot;El Plan&quot;

[Bauer]

el plan, accept<br><br><img src='https://media3.giphy.com/media/7JQD2eBmQULZwQvG5O/giphy.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image' />

[C9Van]

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[leatherneckmike]

accept. THE UNION WINS AGAIN. <br><br><br>JOIN THE SSL PLAYERS UNION IF YOU WANT HIGHER WAGES AND BETTER GM's<br><br><span style='font-size:8pt;line-height:100%'> results may vary, offer not valid in accra, london, tokyo, montreal, athenes, seoul, paris, hollywood, catalonia, Cairo, Rio, Buenos Aires </span>

[H0PPY75]

Accept.<br><br>El Plan <img src='https://c.tenor.com/nwoJ4BS0XHYAAAAC/oh-no-anyway.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image' />

[RashfordU]

<span style='color:green'>PROCESSED</span><br><span style='font-size:8pt;line-height:100%'>denied all clauses because Bauer said mean things to me</span>