2021-12-24, 04:33 PM - Word count:
Right Deedee its Christmas Eves Eve and you've no done any shopping Ken. Yer weans arny gonna be happy if you've no managed to bag a couple eh they play station 5s Ken. Mind the last time you disappointed the weans? You told I'm you were gonnae buy thum one ey the frying Scotsmans deep fried pizzas each but instead you spent yer giro doon at Ladbrokes. That wee filly wis a sure hing according tae big gadgie fi doon the street but I hinm he wis taking the pish oot eh ye.
Anyways Deedee that's enough remeniscing, tadger fi the gyle hinks he's Goat a hookup for they PS5s so ill go and hit him up the day. I'll pick up the weans maw a wee dirty necklace fi Argos, that should get her soaking and who kens, mibbee ill get tae see the warns mare. She's a dirty as it is so I may get ma boaby spoked anaw..
Eftir av bagged they gifts I'll probably go doon tae the ship Inn. They fucking love me doon there. I'll maybe rock oot tae ghost riders in the sky but change aw the lyrics tae make it dirty. I'll go and meet the lads from back in the day now I'm rolling in the moola I might treat them aw to a few rounds, no stinky Pete but, that cunt still owes me fi the day I spotted him 50 quid fir a fix.
Christmas day ill pop in to see ma maw. She eyeways dies the best chrsmistmas dinner. Wi aw the trimmings. She even springs for the Campbells Cranberry sauce no just the shop brand shite you get doon the community centre.
I've paid aff her goose anaw so that'll be a guid surprise. Looking forward to her mug when she realises.
Anyways Deedee that's enough remeniscing, tadger fi the gyle hinks he's Goat a hookup for they PS5s so ill go and hit him up the day. I'll pick up the weans maw a wee dirty necklace fi Argos, that should get her soaking and who kens, mibbee ill get tae see the warns mare. She's a dirty as it is so I may get ma boaby spoked anaw..
Eftir av bagged they gifts I'll probably go doon tae the ship Inn. They fucking love me doon there. I'll maybe rock oot tae ghost riders in the sky but change aw the lyrics tae make it dirty. I'll go and meet the lads from back in the day now I'm rolling in the moola I might treat them aw to a few rounds, no stinky Pete but, that cunt still owes me fi the day I spotted him 50 quid fir a fix.
Christmas day ill pop in to see ma maw. She eyeways dies the best chrsmistmas dinner. Wi aw the trimmings. She even springs for the Campbells Cranberry sauce no just the shop brand shite you get doon the community centre.
I've paid aff her goose anaw so that'll be a guid surprise. Looking forward to her mug when she realises.
<img src='https://imgur.com/hF2ZqpJ.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /><br><span style='color:blue'><b><i>She's turned the weans against us! </i></b></span>
