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Day in the Life - Tim Etodeliverapizzaball
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PARIS - As the SSL enters the halfway point of the season, it's always in the best interest of sports media to take a look at players' personal lives during this time and see how they balance the pressures of competition and the pleasures of life. While many players are focused on getting better for the end of the season, AS Paris player Tim Etodeliverapizzaball is focusing on what he considers the more important thing: life. Etodeliverapizzaball allowed the SSLNN to follow him throughout a usual day in his life, with today being an off day for the club.

The story began around 2 AM when Etodeliverapizzaball asked the SSLNN camera crew to arrive at his apartment, which he calls "The Quad." He then proceeds to ask the crew to film him while he's sleeping so they can get the "real experience." While hesitant, they eventually agree and he goes to sleep.

Then comes Noon, and Etodeliverapizzaball wakes up - the film crew had not gotten the best sleep since Etodeliverapizzaball had a terribly loud snore and slept talked the entire night. After waking up, Etodeliverapizzaball walks toward his fridge and grabs a bottle of ranch dressing. He then proceeds to drink the ranch dressing straight from the bottle. He offers the camera crew a "hit" of the ranch, but each member declines.

It is then that a group of multiple people proceeded to enter the apartment - the names of which were not recorded since it was expected that the camera crew knew who each person was. Their clothing was similar in nature to Etodeliverapizzaball's eclectic wardrobe and spoke in a similar manner. After some pleasantries (or at least as it was interpreted as pleasantries), the group begins what could be considered the wildest party ever recorded. The actions during this party were scrubbed due to the vulgarities presented. This party lasted well into the late evening, and at around midnight, the party concludes. The film crew proceeded to leave the premises very soon after.
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