Victoria Falls Gazette: Olive or Let Die

[ReadySalted]

As the season falls to an end and the draft starts up, managers and board members are firing questions at breakneck speed but your local neighbour journalist John Waffle has stood up to ask back

A famous man once said "Who watches the watchmen?" but who scouts the scouters? For too long this dynamic has gone on and John Waffle has had enough

And so begins the origins of the Victoria Falls Gazette, your (hopefully) weekly newspaper with the latest gossip, articles and breaking news with quotes from those you want to hear from.

After a scathing allegation of non drafting due to a fondness of olives, John Waffle asks the question, is the SSL discriminatory towards fans of olives, what management and the Board of Directors has to say may shock you!

Jukba from Hollywood was the first to respond to say the reason Dom drafted him was because he didn't like olives 

Malino followed to say he doesn't like them before North and Furious Chicken expressed an indifference

Roque shortly responded to reveal a huge love of olives in all forms alongside Darthus before Aeser and Vesu returned the status quo of indifference 

The commissioner was also questioned to advise a dislike of olives but did provide this quote 

"I can only speak for myself when it comes to matters of personal preference. It has not been an important aspect of our hiring processes that determine the suitability of a candidate for the BoD. We accept all opinions about olives."

Intresting views from all sides of the olive shaped globe

Until next time, you've been amazing, I've been John Waffle and this has been Victoria Falls Gazette

[Domffl]

John Waffle spreading misinformation about olives. No one likes olives. Stop slandering Roque.

[norththegreatestshowman]

I mean, Olives on Pizza are good !

[CamGoldenGun]

I mean, Olives on Pizza are good !

If you want to ruin a good pizza, sure.

[roquefort]

This was some fantastic investigative reporting, nice job getting so many peoples takes! 4/5