2025-10-22, 11:59 PM - Word count:
The magazine for bee watchers, BeeBeeSee, met with hot football prospect and bee watcher John Faxe Kondi to discuss the upcoming draft.
"John, the draft is near! Are you nervous?"
"Oh yeah, I'm nervous about every single draft."
"John, is this not your first draft? Have you been drafted before?"
"Many, many times. Multiple times every day."
"... John, what?"
"Don't you draft every day?"
The interview halts a bit as confusion takes over the room. Nothing but a sweet humming of the bees nearby. As I look at John Faxe Kondi he doesn't exactly look right back at me. He looks right through me. His stare pierces my soul, searching for something.
"You know... I do draft every day. And I'm equally nervous every damn time. Will there be too much foam? Is the keg empty? I just never know until it's too late."
"John, are you talking about draft beer?"
"Well...yes, it's not an easy task. People think that. They just order and complain if it's not perfect. They should try it! You need a perfect angle to get that sweet distribution of foam and beer. You do not want too much and you do not want too little. And don't get me started on logos on the foam. I am not drinking an advert!"
"But. John, I wanted to talk to you about the upcoming SSL draft. How do you think you will do?"
John spots a rare pantaloon bee and leaves the interview.
Good luck to John Faxe Kondi from BeeBeeSee.
"John, the draft is near! Are you nervous?"
"Oh yeah, I'm nervous about every single draft."
"John, is this not your first draft? Have you been drafted before?"
"Many, many times. Multiple times every day."
"... John, what?"
"Don't you draft every day?"
The interview halts a bit as confusion takes over the room. Nothing but a sweet humming of the bees nearby. As I look at John Faxe Kondi he doesn't exactly look right back at me. He looks right through me. His stare pierces my soul, searching for something.
"You know... I do draft every day. And I'm equally nervous every damn time. Will there be too much foam? Is the keg empty? I just never know until it's too late."
"John, are you talking about draft beer?"
"Well...yes, it's not an easy task. People think that. They just order and complain if it's not perfect. They should try it! You need a perfect angle to get that sweet distribution of foam and beer. You do not want too much and you do not want too little. And don't get me started on logos on the foam. I am not drinking an advert!"
"But. John, I wanted to talk to you about the upcoming SSL draft. How do you think you will do?"
John spots a rare pantaloon bee and leaves the interview.
Good luck to John Faxe Kondi from BeeBeeSee.
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