2025-10-23, 05:36 AM - Word count:
Draft day is approaching and you might be wondering...why should you join Krung Thep. Well it's simple really, we have many perks. Included in these are: the famous Half-Time Mango Slices - forget about oranges because these fruits will give you all the energy you need; Peter Apostles patented Holy Water (patent pending) - Great for fending off vampires and those post half time cramps; and finally a team bonding exercise based on a ball game that is younger than Oxford university, but older than soccer - that's right, I'm talking about Ullamalizti.
If that doesn't sound fantastic enough, then you won't want to miss out on our fabulous discord tree that currently stands at 2896.2ft. Will you be the one to push it over 3000 feet? That's a lot of feet and a big team effort to get us here. We are on the cusp of something big with the upcoming changes over the next couple of seasons and want you. That's right, you reading this to come be a part of the next big Meso American team. (This doesn't count as tampering right? Please don't ban me head office.)
So come on down to the Krung-le and grab your complimentary mango slices... and a small slice of heaven.
If that doesn't sound fantastic enough, then you won't want to miss out on our fabulous discord tree that currently stands at 2896.2ft. Will you be the one to push it over 3000 feet? That's a lot of feet and a big team effort to get us here. We are on the cusp of something big with the upcoming changes over the next couple of seasons and want you. That's right, you reading this to come be a part of the next big Meso American team. (This doesn't count as tampering right? Please don't ban me head office.)
So come on down to the Krung-le and grab your complimentary mango slices... and a small slice of heaven.
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