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It’s that time of year. Christmas has come and gone and it’s time to see what gifts everyone has received. Larv Itar received some fantastic gifts.
A luxury ball: What a fantastic way to start the present opening with a brand new poke-ball to call home. This state of the art poke-ball has everything a Pokémon could need to rest up and recover after a hard game. Including a spa, double wide fridge stocked with poke berries and Egyptian cotton sheets. This ball has everything you could think of.
New goalie gloves: Thanks Aunt Dotty. She hasn’t realised that Itar has switched positions and sent him what she thought was a useful present. They were also $10 from the market and the brand name says “NUKE” - Just doubt it.
A new smart-football: Featuring the latest SSL technology, this automatic moving football allows you to practice at home all your skills tricks and tackles as it dukes and dives its way out from under your feet.
A subscription to Poffins-r-us: The top Pokémon treats in town thanks to Poffins-r-us. They deliver straight to your door with weekly snack boxes to ensure your Pokémon doesn’t go hungry and destroy the city in a rage (sic).
A luxury ball: What a fantastic way to start the present opening with a brand new poke-ball to call home. This state of the art poke-ball has everything a Pokémon could need to rest up and recover after a hard game. Including a spa, double wide fridge stocked with poke berries and Egyptian cotton sheets. This ball has everything you could think of.
New goalie gloves: Thanks Aunt Dotty. She hasn’t realised that Itar has switched positions and sent him what she thought was a useful present. They were also $10 from the market and the brand name says “NUKE” - Just doubt it.
A new smart-football: Featuring the latest SSL technology, this automatic moving football allows you to practice at home all your skills tricks and tackles as it dukes and dives its way out from under your feet.
A subscription to Poffins-r-us: The top Pokémon treats in town thanks to Poffins-r-us. They deliver straight to your door with weekly snack boxes to ensure your Pokémon doesn’t go hungry and destroy the city in a rage (sic).
