TOK vs CAI SSL Cup Quarter Finals Leg 2 S14 Review

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Reviewing the 1st leg on Cairo City vs Tokyo SC on the SSL Cup Quarter Finals for S14.
 
So far, the score is 2-0 in favour of Tokyo SC, now counting towards aggregate.
 

KICKOFF

 
In the 30th minute, Tokyo SC won an indirect free kick with- what the f- Momo Adamu to take it? Uhhh… anyway, Momo crosses the ball to Liang Kuai, Liang makes the run into the BOX, AND HE SCORES THE OPENER FOR TOKYO, A BRILLIANT ASSIST FROM MOMO ADAMU AND A GREAT GOAL FROM LIANG KUAI!!
 

'30 Liang Kuai

 

In the 44th minute, the highlight started with Gunnar Kennedy passing backwards to Yannick Visser, except Yannick didn't know what he was doing because he passed to absolutely no one and the ball went to Erik Beermann giving away possession to Cairo City. Erik attempted to make a run, but instantly made a burger play by kicking the ball a bit too far for Liang Kuai to get the ball back into possession of Tokyo SC and passes to Helena Söderberg. Helena passes to Pierre Houde, Pierre passes back to Momo Adamu, Momo passes to Helena, Helena passes to Sky Ryze, Sky passes to Franco Torres, Franco attempts to the make the run into the box, AND SCORES! MIKE RUP WITH ANOTHER BURGER PLAY FROM CAIRO, STOPPING WHILE FRANCO TORRES WAS STILL MAKING THE RUN (Basically giving up)!
 

'44 Franco Torres

 

Half Time
(4) Tokyo SC 2-0 Cairo City (0)

 

2nd Half KickOff

 
In the 73rd minute, Cairo City won a throw in with Hannah Van Garritsen to take it. Hannah throws the ball to Emilliano-Yoichi Isagi, Emilliano-Yoichi passes to Caleb Hayden, Caleb crosses to Zlatan Ibruhimovic, Zlatan from temu passes backwards to Erik Beermann, Erik passes to Guillaume-Olivier Aubuchon-Touchette (IDK why the name has a hyphen for both First AND Last name, but whatever), Guillaume-Olivier passes backwards to Mike Rup, Mike passes to Nifemi Anjorin, Nifemi attempts to make a run, Nifemi passes to Zlatan from temu, Zlatan from temu passes back to Nifemi, Nifemi crosses into the box expecting someone to score the first for Cairo City, but Dobby Roobe (GK) says "HAHAHA! No" catching the ball first before the ball could get to someone's head. Dobby looks for options. Dobby crosses to Sky Ryze, Sky nods the ball to Gunnar Kennedy, Gunnar passes to Franco Torres, Franco makes the run into the box, Franco then passes back to Gunnar, AND GUNNAR KENNEDY IS ABLE TO GET THE THIRD GOAL FOR TOKYO SC! TOKYO IS BATTERING THEIR OWN CLUB! (iykyk)
 

'73 Gunnar Kennedy

 
In the 83rd minute, Tokyo SC won a corner with Jude Greer to take it. Jude crosses into the box, but Mike Rup is able to intercept and nod the ball out of the box, but Pierre Houde is gonna nod it to Shinji Kaido, but Jay Jay Okocha is able to clear the ball away from the box and the ball lands on Nifemi Anjorin. Nifemi kicks the ball to nowhere yet Helena Söderberg blocks the shot while not knowing what Nifemi was trying to do, and then gets tackled by Momo Adamu. HOW MANY MORE BURGER PLAYS ARE CAIRO GONNA DO?! Anyway, Helena gets the ball, Helena passes backwards to Pierre, Pierre passes to Momo, Momo passes backwards to Dobby Roobe (GK), Dobby passes back to Momo, Momo passes to Helena, Helena passes to Shinji Kaido, Shinji breaks the mirro- sorry, crosses to Gunnar Kennedy, Gunnar passes to Franco Torres, Mike tackles Franco which was AGAIN ANOTHER BURGER PLAY BECAUSE SKY RYZE NOW HAS THE BALL AND SKY HAS GONE THROUGH THE LINE, AND THEN PASSES TO LIANG KUAI, LIANG PASSES TO HELENA, AND HELENA GETS THE FOURTH FOR TOKYO SC! CAIRO ARE STILL GETTING BATTERED BY THEIR OWN CLUB, AND IT HASN'T GONE TO STOPPAGE TIME!
 

'83 Helena Söderberg

 

FULL TIME
(6) Tokyo SC 4-0 Cairo City (0)

 
Liang Kuai unsurprisingly won the PoTM award with an 8.5 rating, and Guillaume-Olivier Aubuchon-Touchette was literally the only one who was actually solid for Cairo City with a 7.0 rating.
 
Weird Names Tally: IIII
 
I'll be doing another separate matchup that ISN'T INVOLVING INTER LONDON OR AS PARIS OR ANYTHING TO DEAL WITH MD1 next, so stay tuned.