2026-03-01, 05:37 PM - Word count:
Roger Roger has never been to a movie theater. In his CIS days, any sort of film or artistic production was frowned upon as propaganda and promptly removed from circulation. Since arriving upon Earth, there has been an explosion of culture for Roger Roger to experience (as the death pits of Geonosis were just a bit dull). So at Roger Roger's first experience at the movies, he is is going with his friends to see the 25th anniversary showing of a movie called 'Star Wars: The Phantom Menace." Who knows what it's about, but it sounds cool Roger Roger being from among other stars himself and is a self proclaimed fan of general warfare/attacking. Roger Roger gets the big bucket of popcorn and goes for a big root beer. His star striker salary allows him to afford the $73 tickets and refreshments.
After the movie, Roger Roger comes out of the theater, his legs shaky. "What the %$#* did I just watch." and went home. His very existence is being questioned and that little kid? Who does that little brat think he is? He found himself cheering for his other droid friends throughout the movie, but they were made into the bad guys? Alright. Roger Roger thinks "I don't know if I even want to watch the next one."
After the movie, Roger Roger comes out of the theater, his legs shaky. "What the %$#* did I just watch." and went home. His very existence is being questioned and that little kid? Who does that little brat think he is? He found himself cheering for his other droid friends throughout the movie, but they were made into the bad guys? Alright. Roger Roger thinks "I don't know if I even want to watch the next one."
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