2022-07-17, 06:27 PM - Word count:
Sydney City are pleased to announce, we have renewed Usada Pekora to an active contract to the following deal
Usada Pekora @sarah
S5: 2m
S6: 2m
1. Fully Tamperable by @thevoicelesscreator
2. Fully Tamperable by @omniscius during SSL commentary
3. Tamperable by everyone else only in the context of/to encourage retirement
4. Every time Pekora is benched, management must provide a minimum 100 words as to why Pekora is benched and how much of a mistake it is
4a. The writeups in clause 4 shall be unique
4b. The writeups in clause 4 shall not have any repetition
4c. All writeups in clause 4 must make mention of how Sydney City management fucked up when they refused to play Pekora during the cup match against Accra in season 4, despite the fact that Pekora has been proven to be one of the top midfielders and scored two goals against Accra in a regular season match
5. If clause 4 and all of its subclauses are not followed within the span of 24 hours following the match, all remaining years of the contract convert in a player option
5a. sarah acknowledges that player options do not actually exist within the simulation soccer league and proclaims that this is fucking stupid
6. Sydney City FC Management must acknowledge that Usada Pekora is not in fact sarah's waifu, and is only a player/render within the Simulation Soccer League only because it's funny. Instead, Sydney City FC Management must acknowledge that sarah's true waifu is Ouro Kronii of Hololive English Generation 2 (Hololive Council)
7. HA⭧ HA⭨ HA⭧ HA⭨ HA⭧
Usada Pekora @sarah
S5: 2m
S6: 2m
1. Fully Tamperable by @thevoicelesscreator
2. Fully Tamperable by @omniscius during SSL commentary
3. Tamperable by everyone else only in the context of/to encourage retirement
4. Every time Pekora is benched, management must provide a minimum 100 words as to why Pekora is benched and how much of a mistake it is
4a. The writeups in clause 4 shall be unique
4b. The writeups in clause 4 shall not have any repetition
4c. All writeups in clause 4 must make mention of how Sydney City management fucked up when they refused to play Pekora during the cup match against Accra in season 4, despite the fact that Pekora has been proven to be one of the top midfielders and scored two goals against Accra in a regular season match
5. If clause 4 and all of its subclauses are not followed within the span of 24 hours following the match, all remaining years of the contract convert in a player option
5a. sarah acknowledges that player options do not actually exist within the simulation soccer league and proclaims that this is fucking stupid
6. Sydney City FC Management must acknowledge that Usada Pekora is not in fact sarah's waifu, and is only a player/render within the Simulation Soccer League only because it's funny. Instead, Sydney City FC Management must acknowledge that sarah's true waifu is Ouro Kronii of Hololive English Generation 2 (Hololive Council)
7. HA⭧ HA⭨ HA⭧ HA⭨ HA⭧
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