2022-08-14, 08:59 PM - Word count:
The following is a select few voice clips from rookie Tim Etodeliverapizzaball, which were captured during his first ever game. The following is only around five percent of the collected audio, as the remaining audio is unusable. Viewer discretion is advised.
(Pre-Game, attaching the microphone)
"Woaahhhh yo this is sickkkk. You guys aren't narcs right? Nah, you look vert Jacques Black."
"What? Come on dude, I recognize that third nip anywhere. (Paris' crew member continues to deny any affiliation) Dude, why are you so narcoleptic right now? I saw you doing the hokey pokey at the School of Rock by some Muchos Libres down by the quad man."
(On the pitch for warm-ups)
"(Receives a pass from a teammate) Duuude that's a sick sizzler. Are you trying out that Red Bull Ranch? You gotta hook me up with your dealer man (the teammate, who wished to remain anonymous, slowly backs away)."
"Coach, I get why warm-ups are important, but you know daddy's gotta get his pregame croissants. Buzz me! (the coach walks by him without saying a word) Man why do you guys gotta be a bunch of narcs?"
(In-game)
(Passed to by a teammate) "Sick, and line up, shoot... Wooooooooo oh man I'm popping out the real stuff tonight (his shot had been blocked by an opposing defender)."
(Arguing with referee) "Look dude, I don't know what you saw, but what I'm seeing is a narc that's harshin' my vibe. Check it? (Referee yellow cards Etodeliverapizzaball) Dude. I like Yellowcard as much as the next guy, but I'm focused on one thing right now, and that's these pamphlets." (He proceeds to pull out multiple brochures for the Church of Scientology in all available languages)
(Arguments continue, other referees get involved) "Look guys, I got enough to go around, let me sweet talk all of y'all for the full emotional experience."
(Pre-Game, attaching the microphone)
"Woaahhhh yo this is sickkkk. You guys aren't narcs right? Nah, you look vert Jacques Black."
"What? Come on dude, I recognize that third nip anywhere. (Paris' crew member continues to deny any affiliation) Dude, why are you so narcoleptic right now? I saw you doing the hokey pokey at the School of Rock by some Muchos Libres down by the quad man."
(On the pitch for warm-ups)
"(Receives a pass from a teammate) Duuude that's a sick sizzler. Are you trying out that Red Bull Ranch? You gotta hook me up with your dealer man (the teammate, who wished to remain anonymous, slowly backs away)."
"Coach, I get why warm-ups are important, but you know daddy's gotta get his pregame croissants. Buzz me! (the coach walks by him without saying a word) Man why do you guys gotta be a bunch of narcs?"
(In-game)
(Passed to by a teammate) "Sick, and line up, shoot... Wooooooooo oh man I'm popping out the real stuff tonight (his shot had been blocked by an opposing defender)."
(Arguing with referee) "Look dude, I don't know what you saw, but what I'm seeing is a narc that's harshin' my vibe. Check it? (Referee yellow cards Etodeliverapizzaball) Dude. I like Yellowcard as much as the next guy, but I'm focused on one thing right now, and that's these pamphlets." (He proceeds to pull out multiple brochures for the Church of Scientology in all available languages)
(Arguments continue, other referees get involved) "Look guys, I got enough to go around, let me sweet talk all of y'all for the full emotional experience."
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