2022-09-13, 01:23 PM - Word count:
Well, here it is. Tenderloin has finally declared for the SSL draft. They've stepped onto the biggest stage there is and they're ready to take the leap and make themselves known on a global scale. All those years of playing kiddie soccer and getting to learn the basics, all those years of practice and sweating and grass stains on new shorts. Now, it all comes to fruition. Pork Tenderloin is about to become a professional soccer player. He can hardly believe that this is going to happen and yet here we are. It's every little kid's dream that one day they'll be able to step onto the big stage and show the world that they have what it takes, but it hardly ever happens. Nobody ever expected some young little kid from Boston to be able to come out and become a phenom, but I guess you should never say never.
But you see, Tenderloin was actually genetically engineered to be the perfect soccer player. He is a literal hunk of meat that was lab grown and given sentience and is now going to use that genetic engineering to their advantage and take the soccer world by storm. Years and decades of research have gone into perfecting meat to play sports, and now we have it. Pork Tenderloin is the peak when it comes to an animal's ability to play soccer. He will be the best hunk of meat to ever step onto a soccer field. Without a doubt, Pork Tenderloin is going to be a star. He has no parents to make proud, he has no siblings to defeat and show up. He has one goal, and that is to be incredible at playing soccer no matter the cost. Tenderloin is and will be the best soccer playing organism there ever was.
But you see, Tenderloin was actually genetically engineered to be the perfect soccer player. He is a literal hunk of meat that was lab grown and given sentience and is now going to use that genetic engineering to their advantage and take the soccer world by storm. Years and decades of research have gone into perfecting meat to play sports, and now we have it. Pork Tenderloin is the peak when it comes to an animal's ability to play soccer. He will be the best hunk of meat to ever step onto a soccer field. Without a doubt, Pork Tenderloin is going to be a star. He has no parents to make proud, he has no siblings to defeat and show up. He has one goal, and that is to be incredible at playing soccer no matter the cost. Tenderloin is and will be the best soccer playing organism there ever was.
