Breaking News: Papastathopolous Arrested in London

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Early Monday Morning, Ioannis Papastathopoulos was arrested for breaking one to many opponents knees and ankles. Upon search of his London flat police found ankles and knees that he had collected from his escapades on the field.

So ends his soccer career.

CAREER TOTALS
Average Rating - 6.96
Apps - 82
Minutes Played - 7338
Distance Run(KM) - 1162.7
"Player of the Match" - 4
Goals - 3
Assists - 17
AVG xG - 0.59
Shots on Target - 11
Shots - 23
Penalties Taken - 2
Penalties Score - 2
Successful Passes - 4276
Attempted Passes - 4822
Pass % - 88.68
Key Passes - 172
Succesful Crosses - 177
Attempted Crosses - 814
Cross % - 21.74
Chances Created - 36
Succesful Headers - 438
Attempted Headers - 607
Header% - 72.16
Key Header - 21
Dribbles - 163
Tackles Won - 205
Attempted Tackles - 252
Tackle % - 81.35
Key Tackle - 10
Interceptions - 230
Clearances - 188
"Mistakes Leading to Goals" - 4
Yellow Cards - 36
Red Cards - 4
Fouls - 193
Fouls Against - 135
Offsides - 40