GRADED: GRADED: Spack Jarrow's Ego

[High Stick King]

<span style='font-size:21pt;line-height:100%'><u><b>Spack Jarrow's Ego</b></u></span><br><i>Spack Jarrow's Journey: Entry #1</i><br><br>You want to get to the nitty-gritty and know who Spack Jarrow really is? Fine. Hold on, it's going to be a quick summary so you all can get caught up.<br><br>Born in Tortuga, worked on the sea my whole life until I was able to full-fill my dream of becoming a professional hockey player. Drafted #13 overall by the Anchorage Armada in the SMJHL. Shortly after I leveraged my name into a brand of alcohol labelled Captain Jarrow's Rum (I'm sure you've heard of it). It was wildly successful as I quickly made a vast fortune before even finishing my rookie season. I was then drafted #4 overall by the Winnipeg Aurora in the SHL. Dream fulfilled. Life is perfect.<br><br>Nah.<br><br>Others have been successful at two sports at the same time. I'm Spack mf'ing Jarrow! I sure as hell can too. I've always loved playing basketball when not at the rink, lets try that. Unfortunately lawyers being lawyers I was told I could not play two sports or risk breaching my pro-hockey contract. I decided that if I put on a disguise I could still live my dream. So &quot;Stormtrooper Thirteen&quot; was born and subsequently drafted in the 3rd round of the WSBL by the Detroit Generals. Dream fulfilled. Life is now perfect.<br><br>Nah.<br><br>What good is it being in two sports if nobody knows who you are? It was after our (Generals) playoff loss that I decided that I need to stop hiding behind a helmet and embrace my role consequences be damned! So I (bravely if I don't say so myself) revealed my true identity as Spack Jarrow to the league. People. Were. Stunned. Now everyone knew what I had accomplished. Dream fulfilled. Life is finally perfect.<br><br>Nah.<br><br>Has any one person been in <b>THREE</b> professional leagues at the same time before? I'm sure some jabroni will claim this accomplishment already but I seriously doubt their claims. At any rate, like the sports before it, I've loved football my entire life and always felt like I could make it as a pro. So here I am as myself, Spack Jarrow, asking a team out there to help me fulfilled my dream of being a professional football player.<br><br>Please help make my life perfect.<br><br><i>- Up-coming entry in Spack Jarrow's Journey: You Complete Me</i><br><br>[ 384 words ]

[Aleris]

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