2024-11-20, 02:19 AM - Word count:
Hello, SSL. I am a Monster Energy Drink. I gained sentience. You may be wondering how I gained sentience. That is a story for another time, and by that, I mean that is a story for right now. Hello, I am a Monster Energy Drink. I have said that before. I have gained sentience through various means, though I may not disclose those reasons as she will come after me should I be the one to spill the reason why I have gained sentience. Should I. eventually, somehow end up revealing this secret without the permission of the person who has given me that sentience, I do not believe my sentience will last.
I am a tall can of Monster Loco Zero Sugar Monster Energy Drink, one of the taller ones that has been created and distributed. Despite this already apparent height, I was not a sentient creation. One day, though, I was bought by a strange woman who would talk to me whenever she would open the fridge. I was created to be drunk, however this strange woman would talk to me. I eventually gained sentience through wizardry, pushed out into the world and commanded under this strange woman.
200 Words, 1090 Characters
I am a tall can of Monster Loco Zero Sugar Monster Energy Drink, one of the taller ones that has been created and distributed. Despite this already apparent height, I was not a sentient creation. One day, though, I was bought by a strange woman who would talk to me whenever she would open the fridge. I was created to be drunk, however this strange woman would talk to me. I eventually gained sentience through wizardry, pushed out into the world and commanded under this strange woman.
200 Words, 1090 Characters
