2025-02-04, 01:13 PM - Word count:
Hello, nice to meet you! My name is Don Lorenzo, okay? You can call me Don, or Donny, I don't really care!
I was asked to look at a few players and grade them based on how much money they should be worth! Instead of doing the current class, I wanted to look at the top players from the class that occurred 9 seasons ago that should be worth a lot of money in transfer value! (values are based off my rough estimates of IRL transfer values, not SSL salaries) Let's begin, okay?
1. DUNCAN MAXWELL, CB - @Froste39
Wow! This player is incredible, okay? He is fast, strong, and incredibly good at defense! Best of all, he also speaks with an Scottish accent, I always find it to be such a fun accent to listen to!
He's a little old, but like my teeth, he's GOLD! For that, I'll value him at $87,000,000; okay? He would be higher, but us defenders are a little less valuable than attackers. It's a shame! But it's also how money works. I'd love to learn from this guy! <3
2. ZLATAN IBRUHHIMOVIC, ST - @Eggcracker
Zlatan Ibruhhimovic, hmm...he's a solid player too. A little less overall ability than Maxwell, but he is strong where it counts! He's a physical specimen, okay? Fast, and super strong! He also has a powerful leg and forehead, and he loves to shoot from long range, wow!
He's the type of player that's tough to mark, and win physical duels with. A super fun attacker! <3 However, his mental traits aren't world class, but I bet he can smell the goal. Let's give him $90,000,000, okay!
3. VICTORIA SNOOKS, WB/LW - @Aleris
This is an interesting player! A true speedster if I've ever seen one! Max speed and acceleration means they're hard to keep up with! This austrian player is good on attack and defense, a super balanced fullback! They're fast and really well rounded, they don't have any amazing technical or mental skills, but are good at a variety of them.
Flexiblity like this is good for any team, and speed is very good! They finished the season with 1 goal, and 3 assists in the last three matches, so I think a value of $60,000,000 would be good, okay? Would be 50 if they didn't finish on a hot streak.
4. GASTONE POGGIO, LM/CM/RM - @Will3
Forza Italia! This midfielder is an interesting player too. They seem to be a set piece specialist, with brilliant cornering ability. Beautiful balls into the box! I know a friend of mine from Ubers who would love to receive those, okay?
Looking at the rest of their attributes, they don't seem to be too special. Also, disappointingly, they only have a 12 rating on free kicks. This is sad, because beautiful free-kicks are even better than corners! Still, I bet this player helps their team a lot. But if you combine age, and lower overall ratings, I can only give him value of $19,000,000. If he was younger, the value would be higher for more potential, okay?
Those are the only 4 active players from this class, but before I go, let me quickly grade two more!
5. RIPPLEY DIETER, RB/RWB/RW - @HelloBeeper
This guy loves the right side of the field! He can attack and defend, pass and tackle! However, I think they haven't been active in a little while, last playing as a sub in season 17. I think I can only grade them at $3,000,000. If they came back, they'd probably be worth a bit more, okay?
6. OTTO VON BISMARK, GK - @Xflexz
A goalie! The guys I get paid to protect, haha! Let's look at this guy. He seems to be a solid goalie, but not too special. He ended this season on a few wins, but only one clean sheet in the final four matches. Based on the attributes, I think around $12,000,000 would be his value, okay? Unlike Dieter, he gets a bump in value because he did play last season.
That should do it, that's how I value the top players of the s11 class! It would be cool to share the field with some of them some day, I'll just have to work hard, okay? <3
I was asked to look at a few players and grade them based on how much money they should be worth! Instead of doing the current class, I wanted to look at the top players from the class that occurred 9 seasons ago that should be worth a lot of money in transfer value! (values are based off my rough estimates of IRL transfer values, not SSL salaries) Let's begin, okay?
1. DUNCAN MAXWELL, CB - @Froste39
Wow! This player is incredible, okay? He is fast, strong, and incredibly good at defense! Best of all, he also speaks with an Scottish accent, I always find it to be such a fun accent to listen to!
He's a little old, but like my teeth, he's GOLD! For that, I'll value him at $87,000,000; okay? He would be higher, but us defenders are a little less valuable than attackers. It's a shame! But it's also how money works. I'd love to learn from this guy! <3
2. ZLATAN IBRUHHIMOVIC, ST - @Eggcracker
Zlatan Ibruhhimovic, hmm...he's a solid player too. A little less overall ability than Maxwell, but he is strong where it counts! He's a physical specimen, okay? Fast, and super strong! He also has a powerful leg and forehead, and he loves to shoot from long range, wow!
He's the type of player that's tough to mark, and win physical duels with. A super fun attacker! <3 However, his mental traits aren't world class, but I bet he can smell the goal. Let's give him $90,000,000, okay!
3. VICTORIA SNOOKS, WB/LW - @Aleris
This is an interesting player! A true speedster if I've ever seen one! Max speed and acceleration means they're hard to keep up with! This austrian player is good on attack and defense, a super balanced fullback! They're fast and really well rounded, they don't have any amazing technical or mental skills, but are good at a variety of them.
Flexiblity like this is good for any team, and speed is very good! They finished the season with 1 goal, and 3 assists in the last three matches, so I think a value of $60,000,000 would be good, okay? Would be 50 if they didn't finish on a hot streak.
4. GASTONE POGGIO, LM/CM/RM - @Will3
Forza Italia! This midfielder is an interesting player too. They seem to be a set piece specialist, with brilliant cornering ability. Beautiful balls into the box! I know a friend of mine from Ubers who would love to receive those, okay?
Looking at the rest of their attributes, they don't seem to be too special. Also, disappointingly, they only have a 12 rating on free kicks. This is sad, because beautiful free-kicks are even better than corners! Still, I bet this player helps their team a lot. But if you combine age, and lower overall ratings, I can only give him value of $19,000,000. If he was younger, the value would be higher for more potential, okay?
Those are the only 4 active players from this class, but before I go, let me quickly grade two more!
5. RIPPLEY DIETER, RB/RWB/RW - @HelloBeeper
This guy loves the right side of the field! He can attack and defend, pass and tackle! However, I think they haven't been active in a little while, last playing as a sub in season 17. I think I can only grade them at $3,000,000. If they came back, they'd probably be worth a bit more, okay?
6. OTTO VON BISMARK, GK - @Xflexz
A goalie! The guys I get paid to protect, haha! Let's look at this guy. He seems to be a solid goalie, but not too special. He ended this season on a few wins, but only one clean sheet in the final four matches. Based on the attributes, I think around $12,000,000 would be his value, okay? Unlike Dieter, he gets a bump in value because he did play last season.
That should do it, that's how I value the top players of the s11 class! It would be cool to share the field with some of them some day, I'll just have to work hard, okay? <3
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