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(This post was last modified: 2025-02-14, 01:30 PM by denismov. Edited 1 time in total.)
A very lazy guy who somehow became a professional footballer, he likes to spend his days eating fast food, drinking beer, and watching TV.
His day usually starts at 1 PM after staying up all night doing absolutely nothing. He then heads to training, where he is usually late and gets shouted at by his manager. His lack of discipline frustrates his coaches, but no matter how many times he’s fined or reprimanded, he never changes his ways.
After training, he skips the team meal, opting instead for unhealthy, high-calorie food. Despite his horrible eating habits, he has somehow developed a very muscular figure, defying all logic. His love for junk food has led to widespread criticism, as he is often seen eating at famous fast-food restaurants, even on game days. Fans and analysts constantly question his commitment to the sport, but he remains indifferent, showing no signs of adjusting his lifestyle.
Afterwards, he heads home and does absolutely nothing. While other goalkeepers spend their evenings watching match footage, practicing reflex drills, or working on their distribution, he lounges on his couch, beer in hand, flipping through TV channels until the early hours of the morning. His complete disregard for professionalism would make him an outcast in most locker rooms, yet somehow, he has asserted himself as a team leader in the Istanbul dressing room.
Despite his bad habits, his talent between the posts is undeniable. His lazy demeanor and reckless lifestyle have made him a controversial figure, but his performances speak for themselves. Whether he’s making last-second saves, commanding his defense, or frustrating opponents with his unpredictable style. He continues to silence critics with his ability. For all his flaws, he remains a crucial player for his team, though how long he can keep this up is anyones guess.
His day usually starts at 1 PM after staying up all night doing absolutely nothing. He then heads to training, where he is usually late and gets shouted at by his manager. His lack of discipline frustrates his coaches, but no matter how many times he’s fined or reprimanded, he never changes his ways.
After training, he skips the team meal, opting instead for unhealthy, high-calorie food. Despite his horrible eating habits, he has somehow developed a very muscular figure, defying all logic. His love for junk food has led to widespread criticism, as he is often seen eating at famous fast-food restaurants, even on game days. Fans and analysts constantly question his commitment to the sport, but he remains indifferent, showing no signs of adjusting his lifestyle.
Afterwards, he heads home and does absolutely nothing. While other goalkeepers spend their evenings watching match footage, practicing reflex drills, or working on their distribution, he lounges on his couch, beer in hand, flipping through TV channels until the early hours of the morning. His complete disregard for professionalism would make him an outcast in most locker rooms, yet somehow, he has asserted himself as a team leader in the Istanbul dressing room.
Despite his bad habits, his talent between the posts is undeniable. His lazy demeanor and reckless lifestyle have made him a controversial figure, but his performances speak for themselves. Whether he’s making last-second saves, commanding his defense, or frustrating opponents with his unpredictable style. He continues to silence critics with his ability. For all his flaws, he remains a crucial player for his team, though how long he can keep this up is anyones guess.
