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(This post was last modified: 2025-02-16, 07:06 PM by CuriousShadow.)
Arriving on the big stage, Bernardo Fry suited up for Catalunya for the first time in an official match. Facing off against the giants of Schwarzwalder, Catalunya's young team broke out to an early start, applying pressure. Poggio slipped a through ball in for Bonito who made no mistake and brought Catalunya to an early lead. Late in the half Zhihao brought the scoreline back level.
Then, with the half drawing to a close Fry received a pass at midfield with open grass before him, but Fara Dian (@FaraDian) crashed in with a crunching tackle through Fry's leg, breaking both tibia and fibula and leaving Fry thrashing around on the ground like an electrified space leopard. A recording of the incident can be heard here, not for the faint of heart: Fry screaming. The referee used his Willful Blindness skill to ignore the obvious red card offense, and Fry was dragged off the field by a robot acquaintance.
Back in the locker room, Dr Zoidberg prepared to amputate, but the Professor arrived just before the wrong limb was lopped off.
Professor: Good news! You won't have to be a victim of malpractice! Eat these!
Fry's eyes glazed over, but he tipped the long expired candy down his throat and swallowed.
Professor: Those candy infused nanites will fix your leg in a few minutes, and probably correct some of your personality problems too. Also, they will disturb your balance more or less entirely for the next 24 hours. Good luck!
Fry managed to struggle back onto the field for the second half but was largely ineffective, flopping around on the pitch, making a few passes. Schwarzwalder put in two goals after the end of the match, which were somehow counted on the official scoresheet.
Then, with the half drawing to a close Fry received a pass at midfield with open grass before him, but Fara Dian (@FaraDian) crashed in with a crunching tackle through Fry's leg, breaking both tibia and fibula and leaving Fry thrashing around on the ground like an electrified space leopard. A recording of the incident can be heard here, not for the faint of heart: Fry screaming. The referee used his Willful Blindness skill to ignore the obvious red card offense, and Fry was dragged off the field by a robot acquaintance.
Back in the locker room, Dr Zoidberg prepared to amputate, but the Professor arrived just before the wrong limb was lopped off.
Professor: Good news! You won't have to be a victim of malpractice! Eat these!
Fry's eyes glazed over, but he tipped the long expired candy down his throat and swallowed.
Professor: Those candy infused nanites will fix your leg in a few minutes, and probably correct some of your personality problems too. Also, they will disturb your balance more or less entirely for the next 24 hours. Good luck!
Fry managed to struggle back onto the field for the second half but was largely ineffective, flopping around on the pitch, making a few passes. Schwarzwalder put in two goals after the end of the match, which were somehow counted on the official scoresheet.
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