A New Dawn for TyrannoCriminal

[Triceracop]

The draft is soon to come and someone is going to make the most important decision of their managing career. They will shape their organization's future and legacy through this draft for better and also for worse. This is a massive class with a multitude of great athletes in it, some of them even hailing from other sports.

Some tell me about a Triceracop but that guy sounds like a certified bum.

Tyrannocriminal for life and that's not just a plucky saying to move tshirts. It's the motto, it's the movement, it's the way of life.

But enough about that.

Let's talk about which teams are going to make the greatest decision of all and allow a certified criminal and dinosaur to become the anchor of their club going forward. I'm obviously one of the most exciting prospects in the class, and any team that doesn't have a first round grade on me is just foolish.

I am fast and strong enough to play at any position, and that's in addition to being a literal dinosaur. I mean, isn't it obvious? My raw athleticism and size make me impossible play against fairly. Teams must have the dinosaur power, and I am the holder of the only key to such glory.

[CROney3]

So I'm curious at the accuracy of these statements. Of course, most are subjective, which is fine, but are they based in reality? Knowing this highly suspect user, I doubt it. So let's take a look at Mr. Tyranno Criminal himself.

First off, he's not even 500 tpe yet. Looking at the top users of the S20 class, the top 5 range from 525 to 530 (shoutout to @lemonoppy and @Daleks for being at the top). So maybe his way of life should involve earning better.

Secondly, "anchor their club going forward"? Surely, that means you're dead weight, holding the club from moving forward. So actually this statement must be accurate. Then we'll move onto the "one of the most exciting prospects in this class" yet he doesn't seem to know about TERMINUS ULTIMUS or literally anyone else in this class. Tyranno Criminial is about as exciting as pulling my eye lashes out one-by-one.

Lastly, a first round grade? On a literal dinosaur? Do you not understand how much food they'll have to provide, how much expansion they'd need for their stadium and locker room? Are you even THINKING about the grounds crew after each match? Surely at some point this player might be worth it, but certainly not in the first.

OM's, please heed my advice here.