MAG vs NSU MD14 S22 Review

[Nion]

Reviewing Rapid Magyar vs North Shore United on Matchday 14 for S22

But first, let's have a look at the Minor's League Ladder after Matchday 13:

1. AS Paris (34 pts, 47 GD)
   
2. FC Kaapstad (31 pts, 32 GD)
   
3. Seoul Mythic FC (31 pts, 28 GD)
   
4. Rapid Magyar (28 pts, 12 GD)
   
5. Montréal United (22 pts, 12 GD)
   
6. CS Rova Mpanjaka (19 pts, -2 GD)
   
7. AF Masques Sacrés (18 pts, 5 GD)
   
8. North Shore United (17 pts, 8 GD)
   
9. Athênai FC (12 pts, -19 GD)
   
10. Krung Thep FC (9 pts, -7 GD)
    
11. Cairo City (4 pts, -35 GD)
    
12. Inter London (1 pts, -81 GD)
    

Rapid Magyar are gonna be hard to beat.
North Shore has not been doing good.
Most people probably predicted Rapid Magyar to win the match.
Let's see how they do.

Due to time sensitivity, I will only be reviewing Goals.

KICKOFF

In the 8th minute, North Shore won a throw in with Killua Zoldyck Jr to take it.
Killua throws it to Zaza Banana, but he passes back to Killua for some reason.
Killua tries to pass it to Kelsier Summers, but Kelsier paid no attention, and David Doug II get it just to make a horrible play by clearing the ball too early for Rokuv Gibraltar to take it.
Rokuv tries to pass it to Florian Gaisberg, but Greg Evil sprints fast enough for the read and denies North Shore's possession.
Greg starts making a run, then passes to Sam Albinson and Sam runs forward, tries to get into the box, but the ball travels a bit too far from Sam's foot leaving Santiago Mitidiero to take the ball back, only just to make a horrendous cross landing to Joe Martin.
Joe Martin looks for options, but he goes for gold from outside the BOX, AND THE BALL LANDS TO THE BACK OF THE NET! ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME?!

'8 Joe Martin
1-0

In the 30th minute, North Shore United (again) won a throw in.
Killua passes to Zaza who then passes to Rokuv, but then Rokuv Gibraltar, Fiery Chicken, and Mikko Rashford IV passes the ball to each other wasting time.
Rokuv eventually passes back to Killua Zoldyck Jr. Killua makes a good pass to Zaza Banana and he makes the run into the box.
Zaza shoots, but James Asprey makes a good save, but the ball lands on Florian Gaisberg, and he taps the ball over the line.

'30 Florian Gaisberg

1-1

In the 32nd minute, it was Rapid Magyar's turn to win a throw in with Allie Bunson to take it.
Allie throws it to Joe Martin, but passes back, and Allie passes to David Doug II, he tries to cross it to Stig Stampe, but Killua Zoldyck Jr was able to run to where the ball was gonna land JUST in time then nods it off to Zaza Banana.
Zaza makes the run from- sorry, let me rephrase.
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'32 Zaza Banana
1-2

In the 45th minute +2, Rapid Magyar has won an indirect free kick with Allie Bunson to take it.
Allie crosses it to Stig Stampe who then passes back to Renzo Milano, passes to Joe Martin, makes a good pass to Allie, back to Joe, passes to Sam Albinson, passes to Greg Evil, he shoots, but the keeper saves the ball and it lands to Henry Andrews Jr, tries to pass it back from their Goal, but it goes to Teitur Justinussen, and he taps it in to the back of the net.

'45+2 Teitur Justinussen

2-2

Half Time
Rapid Magyar 2-2 North Shore United

2nd Half KickOff

At kick off, Zaza Banana started the 2nd half passing the ball to Florian Gaisberg, but passes back to Zaza. Zaza passes to Santiago Mitidiero then crosses to Killua Zoldyck Jr.

Killua makes the run as close to the box as he can, but Greg Evil takes the ball off Killua.

Greg passes to Stampe, Stampe tries to cross to Sam Albinson, but he crosses too far, and it goes to Rokuv Gibraltar's head, and Rokuv Gibraltar and Killua Zoldyck Jr passes to each other wasting time.

Killua though makes a good pass to Zaza Banana, he passes to Brodie James, he could just go for a goal, but he decided to give Mikko Rashford III after his goal struggle in S22, and Mikko III gets his 2nd Goal of the season.

'46 Mikko Rashford III
2-3

In the 64th-65th minute, Rapid Magyar was awarded a goal kick.

James Asprey tries to cross it to Sam Albinson, but Mikko Rashford IV jumped Sam Albinson- sorry, jumped clear of Sam Albinson, but it lands on David Doug II, tries to nod it to Greg Evil, but Santiago Mitidiero intercepts the ball, and it lands on Kelsier Summers, and Kelsier passes to Henry Andrews Jr.

Henry passes to Mikko Rashford III, passes to Florian Gaisberg, makes a good cross to Killua Zoldyck Jr, he makes the run to the box, he crosses to Summers, passes to Brodie James, and he taps the ball into the back of the net gaining another goal for the race to the Golden Boot.

'65 Brodie James
2-4

In the 90th minute, Rapid Magyar (again) won an indirect free kick.
Allie Bunson tries to cross it to Teitur Justinussen, but Mikko Rashford IV jumped Teitur- sorry, jumped clear of Teitur, but it lands on Allie Bunson, but Allie nods it to Henry Andrews Jr.

Henry looks for options, and he passes to Gaisberg, crosses to Killua, makes a good cross to Zaza Banana for another opportunity.
Zaza passes to Brodie James, and he makes another goal to the back of the net.

'90 Brodie James
2-5

Fast forward to...
Full Time
Rapid Magyar 2-5 North Shore United

Zaza Banana won PoTM with a 10.0 rating, and Joe Martin was a best performing player for Rapid Magyar with a 7.6 rating.

I'll be doing a random match for any season in any league next, so stay tuned.

[roquefort]

Pretty much a perfect review, told the whole story. 5/5