RSL vs SEO MD14 S7 Review

[Nion]

Reviewing Red Star Laos vs Seoul Mythic FC on Matchday 14 for S7
 
I said it, I've done it. (Eventually)
Due to time-sensitivity, I'm still going to only review the highlights that lead to goals.

But first, let's have a look at the Division 2 Ladder after Matchday 13:

1. AS Paris (32 pts, 29 GD)
   
2. CA Buenos Aires (28 pts, 19 GD)
   
3. Montréal United (26 pts, 7 GD)
4. Seoul Mythic FC (18 pts, 7 GD)
   
5. AC Romana (16pts, -10 GD)
   
6. Reykjavik United (14 pts, -1 GD)
   
7. Adowa Accra FC (12 pts, -8 GD)
   
8. Red Star Laos (2 pts, -43 GD)
   

 

KICKOFF

 
In the 14th-16th minute, Seoul Mythic won a Goal Kick. 

Manuel Neuer? 

Anyway, Manuel Neuer attempts to cross to Berocka Aloisi, but Berocka was just standing there being lazy, and Mega Mind nods the ball to- wait a minute. MEGA MIND?! T- to Clovis Payet.

Clovis attempts to pass to Azevedo, but Michael Müller is able to intercept and pass to Hugh Mann.

Hugh attempts to pass to Berocka, but Mazrim Taim is able to get to the ball first.

Mazrim passes to Lukas Tillo who then passes to Chad Johnson, passes to Clovis, passes to Furious Chicken, Furious attempts to go for gold, but Kjell Holmberg makes a brilliant read intercepting the ball.

Kjell runs to the ball, but he clears it out of the pitch near the corner.

Not the best idea for a player to have as Red Star Laos wins a throw in with Direct Free-Kick to take it.

"Direct Free-Kick" is actually the player's name! I'm not making this up!

Anyway, Direct throws it to Mikhael Laudrup, but passes back to Direct.

Direct attempts to cross the ball into the box, but Kjell makes another brilliant read and nods the ball off the box.

Mazrim and Berocka runs after the ball, but Mazrim is gonna get to it first.

Mazrim passes to Chad, passes to Lukas who then passes to Direct, he makes the run forward, he crosses into the box, Furious Chicken is waiting inside for the header, AND HE GETS IT!

 

'16 Furious Chicken
1-0

 

In the 38th-39th minute, Seoul Mythic FC won a throw in with Hugh Mann to take it.

Hugh throws it to Michael Müller, but as usual, he passes it back to Hugh Mann.

Hugh crosses it to Danny Paul, he passes to Liam Ryan, passes to Berocka Aloisi, Berocka shoots with POWER, AND BEROCKA ALOISI TIES THE GAME!

 

'39 Berocka Aloisi
1-1

 

Half Time
Red Star Laos 1-1 Seoul Mythic FC
 
2nd Half KickOff

 

In the 55th minute, the highlight started on Mazrim Taim crossing the ball into the box. Mega Mind goes for the HEADER!

WHAT A SET-PIECE PLAY FROM RED STAR LAOS! 

ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME?!

 

'55 Mega Mind
2-1

 

In the 62nd-63rd minute, Seoul Mythic FC won another Goal Kick.

Manuel Neuer crosses to Berocka Aloisi, Berocka tries to nod it to Hugh Mann, but Straw Berry gets the ball fi- STRAW BERRY?!

HOW MANY MORE WEIRD NAMES AM I GONNA HAVE TO TYPE UP?!

Anyway, Straw passes to Mega Mind who then passes to Chad Johnson, but passes back to Mega, and then passes back to Straw, and then Straw passes back to Mega which means I can say "Straw Berry, Mega Mind, and Chad Johnson passes the ball to each other wasting time."

Mega does attempt to cross the ball to Furious Chicken, but Mega kicked a bit too hard and the ball went too far, and Manuel gets the ball first.

Manuel makes the cross to Jay Jay Okocha (The one without the dash), Jay Jay passes to Liam Ryan, Liam is trying to find some options, but passes back to Jay Jay, he attempts to cross to Hugh Mann, but Straw makes a good read as he intercepts the ball.

The ball lands on Clovis Payet, he tries to make a pass to Furious, but Kjell Holmberg gets the ball first.

Kjell passes to Cole Mertz, passes to Liam Ryan, he attempts to make a run, but he stops and places the ball for Jay Jay to get it for some reason.

Jay Jay looks for options, and passes to Berocka, passes to Liam, he attempts to make the run into the box, he shoots, and he gets the ball to the back of the net giving Liam his first goal of the season.

 

'63 Liam Ryan
2-2

 

In the 83rd minute, Seoul Mythic FC won a throw-in with Kjell Holmberg to take it.

Kjell throws it to Berocka Aloisi, he looks for options, passes to Hugh Mann, passes to Jay Jay Okocha, but Mega Mind makes a good read and slide tackles, but the ball lands on Hugh Mann, and he rapidly passes to Jay Jay again this time landing on Jay Jay's feet.

Jay Jay passes to Danny Paul, Danny gets in the semi-circle, he goes for GOLD, AND HE GETS THE BALL TO THE BACK OF THE NET ONCE MORE, MIGHT BE THE WINNER!

 

'83 Danny Paul
2-3

 

In the 87th-88th minute, Seoul Mythic FC (again) won a throw in with- what in the actual- Pork Tenderloin to take it?

Based on what I'm saying, I'm gonna start putting up a tally at the end of every review to mark every time I see a weird name for the first time per match.

Pork throws it to Hugh Mann, he passes to Michael Müller, passes back to Cole Mertz, passes to Ivan Jiricek, passes to Pork, passes back to Hugh who then makes a good pass to Danny Paul, he attempts to make a run, he looks for options, but he passes back to Ivan.

Ivan gets really close to the sideline, he stands still as if he's about to give up, but he makes a surprise cross into the box, but Mega Mind nods the ball out.

Michael Müller gets the ball back for Seoul Mythic though, but he then crosses into the box to Liam Ryan, makes a short pass to Jay Jay Okocha, and he taps the ball into the goal.

 

'88 Jay Jay Okocha
2-4

 

Fast Forward to...
Full Time
Red Star Laos 2-4 Seoul Mythic FC

 
Liam Ryan won and deserved a PoTM award with an 8.6 rating, and Furious Chicken was the best performing player for Red Star Laos with a 7.8 rating.
 
Weird Names Tally: IIII III
 

I'll be doing another random match for any season in any league next, so stay tuned.

[lemonoppy]

Great Articles tally - infinite, super nice to read and love the formatting 5/5