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As of today, Kaspars Kalinins is an on-field menace. With a little extra cash in his pocket, he decided to take a few self-offense classes. Now most people take self DEFENSE classes, but defusing and avoiding aggressive situations is in fact boring, and on the field, backing down is a real morale tank. So these self-offense classes are meant to incite conflict, particularly from his opponents. If he can get them all wound up, playing emotionally, getting frustrated, Kaspars and his team can take advantage of them. Free kicks mean free possession, and an opportunity to play out our set pieces that are oh so important in the modern game. Getting strong players off the field, either from substitution or from ejection also hands the advantage to Kalinins and company. And of course, it is a morale boost to get your opponent worked up over nothing.
Self-offense classes generally involve deep and personal insults, also known in the sports world as chirping. There is also a section on goading gestures, enraging expressions, and nefarious nagging. And finally of course, there is a section on how to best spy on someone, given that the best chirps are the ones best tailored to the specific victim.
Self-offense classes generally involve deep and personal insults, also known in the sports world as chirping. There is also a section on goading gestures, enraging expressions, and nefarious nagging. And finally of course, there is a section on how to best spy on someone, given that the best chirps are the ones best tailored to the specific victim.
