2026-05-11, 10:35 PM - Word count:
These are the questions that must be asked at a time like this. This is Bite Frost at 123 News reporting on the recent events surrounding the player for Sydney. In his very first game, he was quite frankly, an absolute bum, and helped Sydney lose by scoring in own goal, and I'm supposed to expect this same guy to have now just scored a hat trick? Against an above average team? For SYDNEY? No, I don't think so. Leonardo Stone is very clearly using performance enhancing drugs in order to improve his play after being so embarrassed from his disastrous debut.
As you can see in this image that I legally obtained, Stone's veins appear to be much larger than league average for the pub league, clearly indicating the use of steroids.
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Furthermore, Stone was reported wearing a band-aid on his arm, suspiciously close to where a needle imprint may be. While sources close to him claim it is due to a cat scratch from a new kitten, with all the evidence around, can you really believe that excuse? I am a mere humble reporter, and I cannot say anything is true 100%, however this miraculous turn-around for Stone has been nothing short of... miraculous! Until the league offices take notice, or judging off his bank account, until the money runs out... whichever comes first... expect for Sydney to continue their unexpected undefeated streak as their new transfer Stone continues to grow in size, speed, and testosterone.
As you can see in this image that I legally obtained, Stone's veins appear to be much larger than league average for the pub league, clearly indicating the use of steroids.
Furthermore, Stone was reported wearing a band-aid on his arm, suspiciously close to where a needle imprint may be. While sources close to him claim it is due to a cat scratch from a new kitten, with all the evidence around, can you really believe that excuse? I am a mere humble reporter, and I cannot say anything is true 100%, however this miraculous turn-around for Stone has been nothing short of... miraculous! Until the league offices take notice, or judging off his bank account, until the money runs out... whichever comes first... expect for Sydney to continue their unexpected undefeated streak as their new transfer Stone continues to grow in size, speed, and testosterone.
