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Get to know John Faxe Kondi before the draft - John Faxe Kondi - 2025-10-13
We've met with Stockholm rising star John Faxe Kondi to talk about the upcoming draft.
"John, how did you get into playing football professionally?"
Kondi: "June 10th 2001 I saw Sibusiso Zuma score a scissor kick goal against Brøndby. Ever since I've attempted at least 10.000 scissor kicks."
"And how many of those ended up scoring?"
Kondi: "You know what? Let's talk about something else. I saw this fantastic movie the other day. Norbit. Have you heard of it?"
"John, did you not score any goals out of those 10.000 scissor kicks?"
Kondi: "Sorry, I don't understand the question, but in Norbit, Eddie Murphy plays multiple roles. I've been thinking about doing this in a game of football. I play all 11 positions and nobody notices!"
"Why should a team pick you in the upcoming draft?"
Kondi: "Well, for starters I am excellent at scoring on scissor kicks."
"John..."
Kondi: "It's true. More than 10.000 attempts! Besides that you get a T.E.A.M. player!"
"It's always nice to have a good team pla-"
Kondi: "No. Not a team player. A T.E.A.M. player!"
"Wait...wha-"
Kondi: "TPE EVERY AGONISING MONDAY player. I earn! Every Monday!"
At this point, Kondi had to leave for a hair appointment. He left screaming "I'M GETTING MY HAIR SCISSOR KICKED"
RE: Get to know John Faxe Kondi before the draft - gaucho12 - 2025-10-13
Norbit is peak.
RE: Get to know John Faxe Kondi before the draft - John Faxe Kondi - 2025-10-14
Easily a top 5 John Faxe Kondi movie
RE: Get to know John Faxe Kondi before the draft - Matt Turk - 2025-11-06
"TPE Every Agonizing Monday" is brilliant writing. Maybe work on those scissor kicks a little more, though?
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