2026-05-01, 12:43 PM - Word count:
The season grinds on, and Cataluna again finds themselves doing well. However, the upcoming match vs Xelaju will have to be without Fry - as is traditional his clone will have to fill in. Not as good a player, but close enough. Programmed to say "What?" and "I don't know!" often enough and no one will be the wiser. The road trip took him vaguely East, vaguely South, seemingly at random. A fairly safe pizza was enjoyed along the way, unfortunately without any beer. The pizza was in fact similar to those he shared with Seymore.
Meanwhile - for the match, Fry's clone put in a tolerable shift. The programming had been upgraded, but clearly was a bit off. He wandered here and there, particularly when the attack came up the right side, his designated spot. Nevertheless, the clone put in a number of excellent shots, none of which connected. Fortunately, Cataluna picked up a slick goal scored by Bonito on a through ball, and our Slothful goalkeeper stood on his head to ensure a clean sheet. A below average performance, but again it was Fry's clone taking his place on the pitch.
On vacation, Fry found some unusual beers at the local stores, including one that his compatriots described as "obviously nasty". Fry purchased that beer.
While out, Canadice approved the new contract, and interestingly enough gave Fry a raise. Apparently the club had been trying to lowball Fry *again* and Canadice stepped in to give him the minimum salary. Savages.
Our TPE has been spent, and the news from back home is dire. Roberto has been moved in to Fry's apartment while Fry was away on vacation. Once Fry returns, we'll see how things are working out.
Meanwhile - for the match, Fry's clone put in a tolerable shift. The programming had been upgraded, but clearly was a bit off. He wandered here and there, particularly when the attack came up the right side, his designated spot. Nevertheless, the clone put in a number of excellent shots, none of which connected. Fortunately, Cataluna picked up a slick goal scored by Bonito on a through ball, and our Slothful goalkeeper stood on his head to ensure a clean sheet. A below average performance, but again it was Fry's clone taking his place on the pitch.
On vacation, Fry found some unusual beers at the local stores, including one that his compatriots described as "obviously nasty". Fry purchased that beer.
While out, Canadice approved the new contract, and interestingly enough gave Fry a raise. Apparently the club had been trying to lowball Fry *again* and Canadice stepped in to give him the minimum salary. Savages.
Our TPE has been spent, and the news from back home is dire. Roberto has been moved in to Fry's apartment while Fry was away on vacation. Once Fry returns, we'll see how things are working out.
