Mooninite arrives in Jakarta

[AustinP0027]

I am Ignignokt. I have now joined PS Jakarta. Yes, I chose them. They did not choose me. Let us be clear.

I have reviewed your results. Four wins. One draw. Two losses. Twelve goals scored and sixteen allowed.

Sixteen.

That is... unacceptable. Even for Earth. On the Moon, we do not “allow” sixteen goals.

We allow none. Or, if we are feeling generous, less than none. Which is possible on the Moon. You would not understand.

But now I am here to play your defense, which clearly is not up to the Moon standards, as the offense has been running freely inside your half. This will stop, as I will play defensive midfielder, the position of maximum control. Because on the Moon, control is not shared, it is imposed.

Your midfield will no longer be a place where things “happen.” It will be a place where things are approved.

Your opponents will attempt to advance. They will be denied.

Their passes will be intercepted. Not intercepted... Moon intercepted, which is clearly superior, because it is from the Moon.

These sixteen goals you have allowed? That number will not grow.

Because under Moon supervision, numbers behave differently. They improve. Out of respect.

So continue your season. Track your standings. Count your wins. But understand this:

The era of your defense being optional is over.

PS Jakarta now operates under Moon supervision.

You are welcome.

[DivogoJota]

@Summerstood where was this guy during the great 7-1

[Summerstood]

@Summerstood where was this guy during the great 7-1

To be honest with you @DivogoJota, even I joined Jakarta after that lol. You would be able to get more answers if you redirect the same question to @TontoTut

And @AustinP0027, that's a mighty team you've chosen! Be proud!