Turd Ferguson's Post-Draft Press Conference

[Afrhite]

Turd, your captain speaking, I'd like to again welcome you to the team and would like to ask you politely to slow down on parties.
We have some early training routine and some in the afternoon, therefore don't forget to take care of your health and well being.
Coach Divogo and give you pointers on how to improve.

Stay safe out there.

[Turd Ferguson]

Thanks cap, I'll keep it clean from here on out!

[lemonoppy]

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