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My article today is a piece about my player's opinion on this topic: If you were kidnapped what person (real or fictional) would you call to rescue you?
Being kidnapped is kind of a new thing for Grimace. He's not exactly the size of a person you would think can be whisked away easily but sometimes all it takes is the right bait. A milkshake is not the right answer, it's inviting him over for a Big Mac! Anyway, he finds himself now faced with kidnappers asking him to call Ronald for the McDonald's random money. Grimace isn't going to do that. He wracks his brain for someone to bring into the problem and comes up with only one answer. Mavel's Daredevil! Is he blind? Sure but most people don't know that. He's an amazing tracker and can sense things afoul from the start with his superpowers. His skills are suited to deal with weapons like guns or knives. He has lawyer "friends" who can help out with any lawsuits or legal issues involved. On top of that he's just a friendly guy to be around when he's not brooding or trying to stop the forces of evil. You do have to wonder if being associated with him might bring the ire of other ne'er-do-wells such as Punisher or Wilson Fisk (Kingpin) but why would they bother themselves with someone like Grimace, an aspiring soccer player and former face of the milkshake.
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Being kidnapped is kind of a new thing for Grimace. He's not exactly the size of a person you would think can be whisked away easily but sometimes all it takes is the right bait. A milkshake is not the right answer, it's inviting him over for a Big Mac! Anyway, he finds himself now faced with kidnappers asking him to call Ronald for the McDonald's random money. Grimace isn't going to do that. He wracks his brain for someone to bring into the problem and comes up with only one answer. Mavel's Daredevil! Is he blind? Sure but most people don't know that. He's an amazing tracker and can sense things afoul from the start with his superpowers. His skills are suited to deal with weapons like guns or knives. He has lawyer "friends" who can help out with any lawsuits or legal issues involved. On top of that he's just a friendly guy to be around when he's not brooding or trying to stop the forces of evil. You do have to wonder if being associated with him might bring the ire of other ne'er-do-wells such as Punisher or Wilson Fisk (Kingpin) but why would they bother themselves with someone like Grimace, an aspiring soccer player and former face of the milkshake.
214 Words
