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A purple and blue pixelated ship approaches from the sky.
As it lands, a small green figure steps out.
"Greetings, Earthlings. I am Ignignokt. And this is Err…wait, no. I did not bring Err.
Err is on an important mission.You would not understand it. It involves…higher thinking.
I'm here to participate in your soccer league. You see, we have already perfected soccer thousands of your Earth years ago. On the Moon, where we live. Because we are from the Moon.
I see you have a ball, it's quaint. On the Moon, we play with 4 balls, and 3 goals. Sometimes the goals move, somtimes they do not. It depends on how we feel. Our game is a collection of chaos that only the strong can survive.
Now you ask, 'Ignignokt, what position will you play?'. You are asking that, I can tell.
I will play defensive midfielder, because it is the position of maximum control and minimum tolerance for your nonsense.
On the Moon, defense is a skill only performed by the smartest beings. This is why I am the one doing it.
Here, on your planet, I will show you the ways of the Moon and instruct your simple offenses in the ways of shutting down the field. You call them 'interceptions', but on the Moon, we call them...Moon...Moon interceptions. Which is clearly superior.
I'm bringing you an education, which is much better than your little minds could ever conceive because it is from the Moon, where we have advanced beyond the need of your 'rules' and 'regulations'. Because on the Moon, we do whatever we want, to whomever we want, at all times.
So, welcome me Simulation Soccer League, because the Moon has come down to your Earth, which some would say is our moon. But we don't, because that would belittle the name of our moon, which is, The Moon."
As it lands, a small green figure steps out.
"Greetings, Earthlings. I am Ignignokt. And this is Err…wait, no. I did not bring Err.
Err is on an important mission.You would not understand it. It involves…higher thinking.
I'm here to participate in your soccer league. You see, we have already perfected soccer thousands of your Earth years ago. On the Moon, where we live. Because we are from the Moon.
I see you have a ball, it's quaint. On the Moon, we play with 4 balls, and 3 goals. Sometimes the goals move, somtimes they do not. It depends on how we feel. Our game is a collection of chaos that only the strong can survive.
Now you ask, 'Ignignokt, what position will you play?'. You are asking that, I can tell.
I will play defensive midfielder, because it is the position of maximum control and minimum tolerance for your nonsense.
On the Moon, defense is a skill only performed by the smartest beings. This is why I am the one doing it.
Here, on your planet, I will show you the ways of the Moon and instruct your simple offenses in the ways of shutting down the field. You call them 'interceptions', but on the Moon, we call them...Moon...Moon interceptions. Which is clearly superior.
I'm bringing you an education, which is much better than your little minds could ever conceive because it is from the Moon, where we have advanced beyond the need of your 'rules' and 'regulations'. Because on the Moon, we do whatever we want, to whomever we want, at all times.
So, welcome me Simulation Soccer League, because the Moon has come down to your Earth, which some would say is our moon. But we don't, because that would belittle the name of our moon, which is, The Moon."
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